Five dogs. Five vibes. Real weed. Real reviews.
Heads up: Products are always changing — strains rotate, stock shifts, and I stay testing new stuff constantly.
So while I can’t link to the exact product every time, you can still click below to grab a free sample or shop my current favorites.
🐶 Rory’s Regulator Roll
Oldest in the crew. Calms the chaos. Absolute big brother energy.
THCA Preroll – Blue Cherry Gelato
Product: Bay Smokes THCA Pre-Roll – Blue Cherry Gelato
Smooth, steady, and soothing. This one’s for people who bring the peace without ever asking for credit. If Rory were a terpene, he’d be caryophyllene.
Rating: 9.2/10 – “Protective chill in a pre-roll.”
🐾 Rosie’s Alpha Gummies
Energetic, opinionated, and runs the household with a tail wag.
Delta-9 Gummies Pink Lemonade
Product: Bay Smokes Delta-9 Gummies – Pink Lemondae
Starts off sweet, hits with authority. Just like Rosie—bold but balanced, and impossible to ignore. The kind of gummy that commands respect.
Rating: 8.9/10 – “Don’t let the wiggle butt fool you—she’s in charge.”
🏋️♂️ Roo’s Rec Cart
Gym bro, mama’s boy, ride-or-die errand assistant.
Delta-8 Vape Maui Wowie
Product: Bay Smokes Delta-8 Vape – Maui Wowie
Roo needs something that can keep up without knocking him out. This cart is light, bright, and cruisy—great for post-workout stretches and mom-following missions.
Rating: 9.5/10 – “For chill focus and clingy vibes.”
🪩 Harold’s High Vibe Herb
Rescued during a hurricane. Reborn as a disco-loving farm king.
THCA Flower Purple Urkle
Product: Bay Smokes THCA Flower – Purple Urkle
A bold, vibey strain that hugs the nerves and lets the soul groove. This one’s for dancing barefoot in the kitchen, stargazing from the porch, and fully leaning into your weird.
Rating: 9.8/10 – “From scaredy pup to funkadelic legend.”
😶 Kumar’s Comfort Cart
Anxious but loyal. Obsessed with Harold. Still adjusting to a life of love.
HHC-O Vape Super Lemon Haze
Product: Bay Smokes HHC-O Vape – Super Lemon Haze
Gentle lift, no edge. Kumar’s cart soothes nerves and makes social situations feel less like danger zones. Perfect for rewatching The Office under a blanket.
Rating: 8.8/10 – “Makes new beginnings feel safe.”
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